February 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
3 tags
“Here’s to Saturday… and money.”
– Rifkin’s final toast at his holiday party
November 2010
1 post
June 2010
3 posts
“She’s searching for Bad Brad’s broken dreams.”
– Landers last morning of reunion weekend
“So I took her to Congress Pants”
– Randy @ Reunion
“OK Bad Brad, let’s back hug.”
– Randy @ Reunion
May 2010
6 posts
“Disappointment is anger for wimps.”
– House
“Josh, if you’re going to drink anything, drink the Bu-tay.”
– Kathryn
“It’s impossible, or at least very challenging, to bribe an infant.”
– General Observation
4 tags
April 2009
2 posts
March 2009
1 post
December 2008
1 post
November 2008
2 posts
October 2008
3 posts
“In 2002, when President George W. Bush choked on a pretzel and passed out while...”
– An online article at CNN.
September 2008
9 posts
“She probably had a nickname she’s so nasty”
– Clemmey
A Tune for Dylan →
My soon-to-be five year-old nephew Dylan called me up on the phone just now, and sang a few lyrics of a Van Morrison song he wanted me to see if I could find. Didn’t have enough of the song at first, but then with a bit more trying, he got it. A quick search around the net, and viola, here it is in all its iTunes glory. Dylan remembers Stu playing him this song on the Vineyard to help him...
“We should bring some pillows, because the ones there aren’t very...”
– Mark Dragin before leaving for Mammoth.
August 2008
23 posts
“Fifty years from now when you’re lookin’ back at your life,...”
– The mysteriously non-Academy Award winning script from “Transformers”
Olympics
I am mesmerized by the boredom that is race walking.
An amusing conversation between Kathryn and Aidan
Aidan: You know, your dad turns on the lights at Disneyland.
Kathryn: What?
Aidan: My dad told me your dad turns on the lights at Disneyland.
Kathryn: Who turns on the lights at Disneyland?
Aidan: Your dad, Gary.
Kathryn: Who's my dad?
Aidan: Gary's your dad.
Kathryn: Then who's my husband?
Aidan: You don't have a husband.
Kathryn: So Gary's my dad?
Aidan: Yeah, Gary's a lot older than you.
“How my supposed to sit with no butt… Butt?”
– Some lame song.
“Why does it say “Bra” on his shirt?”
– Michelle while watching Olympic table tennis.
“The Republic of Cocktail Land”
– Michael Kors on Project Runway
Water on The Knee →
During the past few Augusts I’ve been confronted with an ambulatory challenge. Last year I had to wear a Moo Shoe, this year, I have water on the knee (albeit self diagnosed).
“It’s really putting a drain on our sock-puppet infrastructure.”
– Mapes
